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If power corrupts, weakness in the seat of power, with its constant necessity of deals and bribes and compromising arrangements, corrupts even more.
-- Barbara Tuchma...
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephro
If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. -- Mel Brook
IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING.
if (pro == !con) progress != congre
if (program==delivered && installed==true) trash_HD()
If programmers wrote programs the way builders build buildings, we'd still be using autocoder and running compile decks.
-- Peter da Silva and Karl Lehenbauer, a different perspective...
If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of change will exceed the rate of progress.
-- Laws of Project Management #5...
If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you'll do your country proud.
-- Hobson, Arthur II...

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