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• If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. BROOKS
• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
• Do married women make the best wives?
• Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
• Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
• It's no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want to do is make a lot of money.
  -- Everett Sloane (in Citizen Kane, screenplay by Herman Mankiewicz and Orson Welles) If you've got it, flaunt it!...
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....