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If Rush Limbaugh comes near me I'll rip his nipples off!
If sanity were dollars I'd be bankrupt.
If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible and exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience.
But there is a kind of Gresham's Law by which in popular culture th...
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world.
One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poke...
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
If seeing is believing, some skeptics wouldn't look.
If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
-- The Last Law...
If sex involves his body, pregnancy is *his* business, too.

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