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• You may be redneck... if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event.
• NewsFlash! Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!!
• A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
• Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country's been doing to you. -- Avenge
• I 'll tickle your catastrophe. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 1
• And now, the next event in our Living Room Olympics, the always controversial Couch Vault.
  [gruff voice] I do this for Stainmaster carpets, proud sponsor of the Living Room Olympics....
• Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.
  -- John Keats (1795-1821), Correspondence, 1819...
• Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.
  -- John Kea...
• Ask not what your country can do for you. If you do, taxes will go up.