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If religious books are not widely circulated among the masses in this country, I do not know what is going to become of us as a nation.
If truth be not diffused, error will be; If God and His Word...
I frequently have my doubts.
If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win?
1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public -- David Letterma...
If ridicule were employed to laugh men out of vice and folly, it might be of some use
but ir is make use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything solemn and serious....
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-ROM?
If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
[a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....

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