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If nothing beats getting drunk, given a choice, I'd take the nothing.
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If nothing's fair, why can't it ever be unfair in my favor? -- Calvi
If nothing went wrong today, you're probably dead. -- Murphy's Last Law
If not Pascal or Modula2 your program is WIRTHless.
If nuclear, therefore it must be bad; Denounce such power with a protest squeal.
The scientists made it (surely they're all mad), It's better not to think and just to feel....
IF numcooks < .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END
If of all words of tongue and pen, The saddest are, `It might have been,' More sad are these we daily see
`It is, but hadn't ought to be.' -- Francis Brett Harte...
If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship.
And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone....
If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?

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