If Life Was A Highway, I'd Be In A Ditch!

If Life Was A Highway, I'd Be In A Ditch!

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If life was a highway, I'd be in a ditch!

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Life must be a highway, cause I feel like road kill.
The highway of life is always under construction.
Life IS a highway. It's backed up for 2 miles!
Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. -- Law of Life's Highway
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. -- John D. Rockefelle
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D H Lawrence
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
Merrill's Second Corollary In the highway of life, the average happening is of about as much true significance as a dead skunk in the middle of the road.