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• If looks could kill, you would be a seriel murderer.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
• Most of us would be glad to pay as we go, if we could only catch up on where we've been.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Riker: "Maybe you haven't heard, I tried to kill him yesterday!
  Guinan: "You tried to kill whatever that is on the Borg ship....
• And they told us, what they wanted... Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance.
  -- Kate Bush...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
  But instead, we've got the next best thing!...