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• LISP just wants to have fun.
• I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one
  O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it. --Voltaire...
• COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
• SMILEY O+ appropriate for women's messages, surely?
• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi
• The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at 7
  30 in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Ke...
• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....