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• Fairy tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
• Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood. Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.
• Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
• In the busy haunts of men. -- Felicia D. Hemas (1794-1835) -- Tale of the Secret Tribunal, Part i
• Where yet was ever found a mother Who 'd give her booby for another?
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Mother, the Nurse, and the Fairy...
• Packrat's credo: I have no use for it, but I hate to see it go to waste.
• I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me. -- Chris Rapie