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• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Troll-O-Meter n. Common Usenet jargon for a notional instrument used to measure the quality of a Usenet troll.
  Come on, everyone! If the above doesn't set off the Troll-O-Meter, we're going to have to get him to run around with a big blinking sign saying `I am a troll, I'm only in it for the controversy and flames' and shooting random gobs of Jell-O(tm) at us before the point is proven....
• I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
• We have secretly replaced Bob's life with Folgers Crystals.
• We could jam in Joe's Garage...
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.
• Bob: Aah, for the days when aviation was a gentleman's pursuit -- back before every Joe Sweatsock could wedge himself behind a lunch tray and jet off to Raleigh-Durham.
  Bart: [spitting] Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?...
• Life is to the universe as rust is to iron. We are
  in the final judgement (on a planetary scale, certainly), nothing more than an advanced form of corrosion, just one more way for the universe to wear itself out a little faster....