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If it would have been a snake, it would have bitten me.
If I've offended anyone, my efforts have been rewarded.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole.
If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!
IF I WANTED WINDOWS, I'D LIVE IN A GREENHOUSE.
If I wanted your criticism... it was in my former life.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your computer.
If I wanted your opinion, I'd take you off my Twit List.
If I want to be assimilated I'll ask!!!!
If I want to hear you scream in pain I'll play some rap music.
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