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If it works, it must be obsolete.
If it works, it's a Miracle. -- Miracle Software, Inc. Motto
If it works leave it alone, if it doesn't - ignore it!
If it works right the first time, obviously you've done something wrong. -- Herman's Rule
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more.
If it doesn't work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique....
If it works the first time, quit testing it.
If it works tinker till it doesn't.
If it works, use it. -- Genry Pinera [ME]
If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit management always insists on repairing the old one.
If it's cheaper to repair the old one management will insist on replacing it with the latest model....

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