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• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
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• I've already told you once.
• I told you I was ill. -- Written on grave
• On a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
• I told you so!!!! -- Rush Limbaugh.