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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
• Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
• Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
• I'm such an *asshole*! I know how you feel, Chris... And you're right.
• I don't listen to weakies!
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!