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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
-- Johnny Carso...
If it weren't for politicians, who would fashion disorder out of chaos.
If it weren't for venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for everyone.
If it were possible to heal sorrow by weeping and to raise the dead with tears, gold were less prized than grief.
-- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Scyrii, Frag. 510...
If it were true that men could achieve their good by means of turning some men into sacrificial animals, and .
.. if I were asked to serve the interests of society apart from, above and against my ow...
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it. -- Sam Raybu
If it works, I didn't do it.

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