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• I have seen the future . . . and it works!
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• It works fine except when I am in Windows.
• Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
  -- E. M. Forste...
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Do not believe what I tell you here any more than if it were some tale of a tub.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. xxxviii...
• When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep.
• When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.