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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade
If it weren't for betting on horses, some people wouldn't contribute to anything.
If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel (1920-1991)...
If it weren't for feminizts, we wouldn't need them.
If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality.
If it weren't for lawyers we wouldn't need lawyers.
If it weren't for me, there'd be a pile of clothes on the floor.
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison.
It went a lot faster with two people digging. -- Mister Boffo...
If it weren't for optimists, pessimists would never know how unhappy they are.
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