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• If it weren't for Philip T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
• Television is a gift of God, and God will hold those who utilize his divine instrument accountable to Him.
  -- Philo T. Farnsworth (one of television's inventors)...
• What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
  The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
• When turkeys mate, they think of swans. -- Johnny Carso
• Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert Carso
• Television - the longest amateur night in history. CARSON
• Johnny Carson: I just heard Milli Vanilli was arrested for impersonating a McNugget.
  Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho! Bart: Well, it's still fun to be up late....
• Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -- Johnny Carso