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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil.
But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever....
If it walks out of the refrigerator, just LET IT GO!
If it walks, quacks, and looks like a duck...COOK IT!!
If it was easy, it wouldn't be any fun.
If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it.
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it wasn't for cable TV, I would have to hire a babysitter.
If it wasn't for C, I'd have a lot more spare time :-) ...
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
-- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...

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