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If it swells, jump it.
If it's working OK, then something's GOTTA be wrong!
If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!!
If it's working, the diagnostics say it's fine. If it's not working, the diagnostics say it's fine.
-- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming...
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. -- Leo Rogers' Commentary
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. -- Dennis Roch
If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Thirteen, because boy dogs ca...
If it taste good, spit it out, it's bad for you.
If it tastes good it's fattening - if it don't it ain't.
If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

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