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• Homer: Let's all calm down. Everyone's going to be just fine, as long as I have enough beer.
  [opens the refrigerator only to find boxes of baking soda] [screams] All right, that does it....
• We've just received the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
  According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
• We've just recieved the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
  According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the bathroom, and 3% have an urge to raid the refrigerator....
• Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
  Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history....
• A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
  Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over] Hey, Jessica!...
• It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark