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• Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.
• If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
• When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  -- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
• Clinton: Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
• The DUCK walks in square circles!
• Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother--she looks like my father. -- Tony Randall
• Well, the girls can't stand her 'cause she walks, looks and drives like an ace, now.
• SMILEY {:\/ sounds like a duck
• Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
  The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...