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• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many Martians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One and a half. (Is this a science-fiction in-joke?)...
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• half-done, n: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
  Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God shmod!...