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• A beer tastes good. -- Men vs. Bee
• Any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.
  -- Nora Ephro...
• If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  -- Pardo's First Postulate Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
• Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats....
• Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats....
• Face it: food is fattening.