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• If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something you left out.
• Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
• The herb tastes awful, yet what a feeling! You are now significantly stronger stronger than before and able to carry more than you previously could.
• Any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.
  -- Nora Ephro...
• Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful.
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• If it tastes good it's fattening - if it don't it ain't.
• Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit.