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If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment.
The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this....
If I had thought thou couldst have died, I might not weep for thee
But I forgot, when by thy side, That thou couldst mortal be....
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead (1903-1968)...
If I had to sum up in one word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness.
You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act....
If I had two loaves of bread, I would sell one and buy hyacinths, for they would feed my soul.
-- The Kora...
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurbe...
If I have batteries, why do I need a boyfriend?
If I have done well, and as is fitting,... it is that which I desired
but if slenderly and meanly, it is that which I could attain unto....

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