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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store.
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If I ever write a sex manual, I'd call it Ow, You're on My Hair. -- Richard Lewi
If I explained what this tagline meant, I'd have to kill you.
If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.
-- Old Testament -- Psalm cxxxvii, 5...
If `if' statements had no `then' clause
If If, Then Then. -- The Theorem Theorem
If if, then then. -- The Theorem Theorem
I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is money.
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