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• Never play poker with the Scarborough Bluffs.
• Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
  Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse....
• You must play poker, Commander. Poker? That a game of some sort?
  -- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...
• It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• If there's ever anything I can do for you -- or, more to the point, to you, don't hesitate to ask.
  *What?* Which word didn't you understand?...
• The wise musicians are those who play what they can master. -- Duke Ellingto
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. -- Murphy's Forty-Fourth Law
• Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
  [a girl raises her hand] [sighs] Yes, what is it?...