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• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• Ah, Captain. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
  No, I'm going to conduct myself with no decorum. Shove off....
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
  You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
  I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
• Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do.
  Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. -- Ella Fitzgerald...
• BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third.
  Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give....
• I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)