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If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die. -- Bruce Cockbu
If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me
If I had finished this sentence. -- Hofstadte
If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter. -- Blaise Pascal
.. If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. -- PKD
If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber. -- Albert Einstei
If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
-- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.

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