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  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
• I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry, "'T is all barren!
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• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
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