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• he doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
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• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Siste...
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again....
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Why should I move to a city where the only cultural advantage is that I can make a right turn on a red light?
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!
  -- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
• If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
  -- Max Von Sydow's character in Woody Allen's Hannah and Her Siste...
• I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
  -- Jules Renard...