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• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
• If God were a woman, men would have vibrating dicks, and three more tongues (strategically located).
  -- Daniel Mocsny...
• Generally he perceived in men of devout simplicity this opinio
  that the secrets of nature were the secrets of God, part of that glory into which man is not to press too boldly....
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....