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• Two teachers were out for a coke after Friday afternoon classes dismissed.
  Says one to the other, "If there is anything to this reincarnation business, I'd love to come back as a childhood disease....
• There are some remedies which are far excessive of the disease they cure. -- Confucius Say
• Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
  -- Confucius Say...
• A mile, walked with a friend, has only one hundred steps. -- Confucius Say
• The balls of sight are so formed, that one man's eyes are spectacles to another, to read his heart from within.
  -- Johnso...
• I didn't say that! -- Confucius Say
• 'Is stuffy inside tagline.' -- Confucius Say
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....