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I feel the Need..." "The Need..." "FOR SPEED!" -- Maverick and Goose in "TOP GUN
If Einstein Had Been Black It would be E=MC Hammer.
If either religion or science were infallible, it would incorporate the other.
If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
I felt a great disturbance in The Force, as if 500 billion dollars cried out in terror, and suddenly vanished.
-- Obi Ben Bosky, 10/19/87 Harold Feld, the BEM from Aldera...
I felt like I was in charge.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, after working the Panama Canal's lock...
I felt like poisoning a monk. -- Umberto Eco on why he wrote the novel The Name of the Rose.
If Elvis ain't dead, let's kill him!

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