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If Elvis was so great how come he's buried in the yard like a hamster?
If E=MC2, how many watts do my speakers take?
If English does become the Official Language of the United States, will the mispronunciation of "Missouri" be a misdemeanor or a felony?
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #63
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
-- Williams and Holland's Law...
If enough reports are prepared and technical reviews are held, negative information will always filter its way to senior management.
-- Richard F. Moore...
If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ?
If Europe should ever be ruined, it will be by its warriors. -- Montesquieu

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