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If Elected, Zippy Pledges To Each And Every American A 55-year-old Houseboy.
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American
a 55-year-old houseboy...
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Am I elected yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
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Are we THERE yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
if it GLISTENS, gobble it!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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Is this TERMINAL fun? -- Zippy the Pinhead
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