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  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....
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• What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? An inconceivable disturbance.
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  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already there.
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• Such partings break the heart they fondly hope to heal.
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