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• I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
• I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
  When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  .. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare....
• Reality depends on the book I am currently reading.
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
• And then I woke up.