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If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation!
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), St. Joa...
If ever out-argued, distract them with a hissy fit. -- Liberal Rule #35
If Everton were playing down at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.
If every beer is made from the finest barley, selected grains, and choicest hops, who makes beer with the inferior stuff?
If everybody doesn't want it, nobody gets it. -- Price's Law
If everybody is looking for it, then nobody is finding it.
If we were cultured, we would not be conscious of lacking culture....
If "everybody knows" such and such, then it ain't so, by at least ten thousand to one.
If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said, in a hoarse growl, 'the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
'" -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
If every copy is an original and every original is a copy then what is real?
If everyone believed in peace they would immediately begin fighting over the best way to achieve it.
-- Goebel's Observation on Utopia...

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