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I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -- Steven Wrigh
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I brought my wife with me to Las Vegas. You know how you pack a lot of things you don't need.
-- Dave Barry (stand-up comic of the 1960s)...
I built my soul a lordly pleasure-house, Wherein at ease for aye to dwell.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- The Palace of A...
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top.
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
I burn to set the imprison'd wranglers free, And give them voice and utterance once again.

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