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I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't.
I can learn to be my own best friend, but then I remember I don't really like me. -- Dan Goodma
I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a loophole.
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarves!
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
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