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• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his car.
• In the 60's] there was madness in any direction, at any hour .
  .. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
• In the 60's] there was madness in any direction, at any hour .
  .. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was `right', that we were winning ....
• Las Vegas Law: Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.
• At some point in your life, you will meet someone who saw Wayne Newton in Las Vegas.
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Shelby: "Captain Riker, based on our past relationship, there's no reason for me to expect to becoming your first officer except that you need me.
  I know how to get things done and I have the expertise on the Borg....