Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I call a complete and generous education that which fits a man to perform justly, skillfully, and magnanimously all the offices, both public and private, of peace and war.
-- John Milto...
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade. Menander (292 BC)
I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
I called the New World into existence to redress the balance of the Old.
-- George Canning (1770-1827) -- The King's Message, Dec. 12, 1826...
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
I call that a scumhead. -- James Joyce -- Finnegans Wake
I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf

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