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I brake for hockey!
I brake for macro nerds...
I brake for tailgaters.
I brake for Unicorns.
I braved the contempt of my friends last week and ventured out to see "Bambi", the Disney rerelease that is proving to be a hit once again in the box office.
I was looking forward to a gentle, soothi...
I brew the beer that I drink.
IBR: Insert Bugs at Random
I broke a leg one time, spilt coffee all over...
I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. -- Steven Wrigh
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