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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
I can forgive, but I cannot forget is only another was of saying, I cannot forgive.
-- Henry Ward Beeche...
I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse
borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable....
I can give her attention, Doctor, but I am incapable of giving her love.
Now why do I find that so hard to believe? -- Data and Dr....
I can give you a definite perhaps. -- Samuel Goldwy
I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
I can give you a sentence with the word punctilious.
There's a farmer with two daughters, Lizzie and Tillie....
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights.
I can handle pain until it hurts.

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