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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle it's much too confining." -- Lily Tomli
I can hardly bear to watch.
I can hardly keep me eyes open. -- Liz, Spearhead from Space
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back into style.
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy...
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle addressing workers at an Ohio steel plant,1988...
I can jump black holes. -- Stephen Hawking
I can jump dictionareys. -- Dan Quayle
I can jump spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
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