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I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
I came down from Jacksonville on a train that was the slowest train I'd ever been on.
I said to the conductor, "Can't you run any faster?...
I came from a poor family. We never had meat at our house.
And whenever I would go by a butcher's window I thought there had been a terrible accident....
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... ...
and I'm all out of bubble gum." -- From THEY LIVE!...
I came here to say that I do not recognize anyone's right to one minute of my life.
Nor to any part of my energy. Nor to any achievement of mine....
I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it.
I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
I came. I saw. I charged it.
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.

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