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• I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
• I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
• I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
• I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
  -- Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash...
• QOTD: I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
  -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash...
• I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
• I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.
• I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
• My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.